This entry is a more in depth story of the one I posted on my
L'amore web log, about adventures in canvassing. These wonderful things (okay I'll stop the sarcasm now), took place yesterday.
Riding over the rough dirt roads yesterday was enough to thank God for the good condition my SUV is in -- I'm definitely not looking forward to riding in my co-worker's mini van today. The last time we were in her vehicle the underside of it didn't fair too well and we are not big people. No fatties on board.
Any way... My Mom had warned me to continue this area inside the vehicle, but nooooooo that would have been too much like right. Since I was driving my partner was having to do the map and she insisted on getting out of the vehicle a few times and each time she did -- seriously -- trouble. Well there was the metrotrain barrelling down on us while we were crossing the track when she probably felt she should have been out of the truck. No safety gates that lower when the train is about to come out in this area -- and you can't see them or hear them until they are right on you and they go pretty fast.
So on top of that avoided disaster we met the man who owned the house where the dog was let out the day before. Nice enough guy - I guess "not". He offered to take us around in his vehicle because we had to canvass the rest of his property (a lot of ground to cover). To my dismay, my co-worker thought this was a great idea. I refused in quite the "FED" tone that we were not allowed to do that. He insisted that we would get lost - so - co -worker (and let's be clear on this) insisted we drive him around. For 30 minutes we had somebody riding in the middle row of my truck -- I guess no harm no foul. He did ask what I could do to help my partner if something were to happen to her. To that I thought - is he threatening us? "Sir" I calmly said, "this vehicle can turn into a weapon of choice". He then insisted we should pay him for his time, half jokingly I suppose. To that I "FED" ex'd him again and told him to send his bill to the federal government. Bad news of the day, he was the sanest person we met - it did get worse. So wasn't that's the good news? No good news other than escaping the train disaster.
The worse was the five dogs - all different sizes who attacked our dust and the SUV. You always see these funny stories about dogs chasing the mail carrier or some delivery guy - DOGS are no joke - crate them when you are not home. Or at least make sure your fence is secure. So here's what happened... wondering about a place, my co-worker gets out of the vehicle and with damn-it on my tongue I open my door and stand guard by the truck. We are talking when all of a sudden five dogs come racing to the fence! She asks me if I think the fence is high enough? I think so. But I didn't take into account that the fence wasn't low enough! These crazy maniacs come burrowing under the fence! What in the world!! FIGHT or FLIGHT! Flight! I jump in the SUV and slam my door and with her eyes as huge as saucers she comes running twice as fast as her feet can carry her and barely makes it to the other side safe! I just knew those dogs were going to jump inside. She made it and all was fine but the blood pressure had to have been off the freakin' charts!
Then there was the screaming WITCH with a "B". God please spare me this crap today. At one place another nice enough guy - kind of sheepish looking, came out to see what we were doing parked on his property. We told him and that's when it started. His big mouth wife started screaming, which made the barking dogs bark louder. She yelled at him about who we were and what we wanted. She yelled about us being on the property. She yelled about having to take the dogs inside the gate. She yelled about what was taking us so long and why he was talking to us. She yelled about us - US upsetting the dogs! What a crazy bitch - sorry she was. I was very much concerned about our safety here. I turned the vehicle around so that the back was facing her in case she decided to get the rifle.
My co-worker truthfully exclaimed to me "they don't pay us enough to do this job!" No joke.
And I have to get out and do it all again today. And our crew leader insists we get it done today. Here's the thing, our crew leader didn't and doesn't have to deal with the above mentioned crap! Thinking if she really thinks this is a gig that is easy in the field - she should come do it. We're not in Kansas anymore toto .
Ciao y'all