Wednesday!
No -- it's Gregorysms Day!!
YAY?
Are you asking yourself why I am carrying on a dialogue with myself? It's saner, and funny. I amuse myself often. Good thing for someone who writes comedies, with some drama thrown in there. I enjoy comedy, laughing at myself. A writing teacher of mine once assigned the class a project to write random conversations that we heard throughout the day -- here's a conversation:
Mom: Hi Greg.
Gregory: Hey boss.
Mom: I'm making mac and cheese tonight.
Gregory: Mmm - finish mix.
Mom: Have you spoken to Grandma today?
Gregory: No.
Mom: She was in the hospital.
Gregory: If I had known Grams was in the hospital I would have called her.
Mom: I just found out myself. She drove herself to the hospital.
Gregory: What a ransom!
Definition of "ransom" -- I believe it's something really mucked up. No worries people, I'm working on collecting the actual Gregory definitions to his words. I know - you can't wait.
Ciao Y'all.
FYI: All is well with Grams.
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