PORNO FOR DOLLARS!

Larry Flint  publisher of "Hustler" and Joe Francis CEO of "Girls Gone Wild" announced they are going to Washington to ask for a 5 billion dollar porn bailout!  (Read the story yourself on CNN.com)

And you know the shocking part?

I think they're right.  But before you start sending me email and letters, hear me out.  I don't believe they deserve or even will get any kind of money for their travels and maybe making a mockery of the system, but I do believe they have a point in their idiotic grandstanding.  

Washington gave some banks and certain automotive companies quite a bit of taxpayer money, and you know what?  Those car companies are just businesses that mismanaged their business, and those "banks" don't seem to be trying to help anybody but themselves, considering there are still many families being displaced from their homes due to foreclosures!  

I say go to Washington.  Everyone, go to Washington!  Travel first class.  Put on your bestest going to meeting clothes.  Practice that sad look your dog gets when you're leaving the house -- and just ask for billions.  Who knows, you might get millions.  COOL!

Ciao Y'all!